Molecular biology... we all call ourselves molecular biologists. And that already led to some criticism by Chargaff, where he called it, 'One with licence and without licence'. And he thought that Crick and Watson didn't have a licence but he himself did have one. I heard an even nicer story about molecular biology recently by Charles Weissmann. I'm sure he heard it from someone else so I don't know who is the really originator. There is a man walking around in the landscape and meeting to a shepherd, and he went to the herd and said, 'Well, you have beautiful animals, they are incredible... what kind?' And he said, 'If I could tell you in ten seconds how many animals you have in your herd, would you give me one?' The shepherd said, 'Yes, why not? If you can do that in ten seconds I will give you one'. So he looked around and after five seconds he said, 'Eight hundred and twenty three'. The shepherd said, 'That's true, how did you do that? Well, take an animal'. So the man took one and was about to go and the shepherd said, 'Wait a minute, if I could tell you what's your profession, would you give back the animal?' The man said, 'Yes, why not? Sure, sure'. He said, 'You are a molecular biologist'. The man said, 'How did you know? That's true, yes, how could you find out? You must tell me'. The shepherd said, 'Yes, I will tell you, but first you give me back my dog'.
OK. So, it's not that bad with molecular biologists, at least they have learnt to handle pets like bacteria first, viruses, and now also molecular biology is dealing with mice and... OK.