One of the strangest things actually – this is a side-line – but one of the strangest things about appearing on television is that... and I was on television every week for 11 years and I had an audience, avid audience, of two million people. And so I would go to a restaurant in those days and people would say, 'Ooh look', they'd say, 'Hello, Desmond!' you know. And of course I didn't know them, but they knew me because they'd spent half-an-hour a week with me and I hadn't a clue who they were, of course. And I suddenly realised that the strange quality of television is that what it does is the people who appear on it sort of develop this huge tribe where they... which they don't know because everybody knows them. And I found it a bit oppressive to reach the point where, you know, I couldn't walk down the street or go into a restaurant without everybody saying, 'Hello'.

There was one famous occasion when my wife and I had been to the cinema and we went into a little restaurant called The... I think it was The Green Parrot or The Blue Parrot, in Camden Town. And it was... it was a fairly rough little restaurant, and we were in there and we were the only two people – it was late at night – we were the only two people having our supper. And a gang of Hell's Angels came in and they went over to the bar, and they'd got their flick knives and their black leather and everything else; they were looking very threatening. And I was a bit worried, you know, Ramona was young and very beautiful. And I thought, oh Lord, you know, we're in trouble here. I really thought, you know, we could be in serious trouble. And I saw them talking to one another and pointing across at us and I thought, oh God, we're in serious trouble. And then this gang of thugs came across to our table. I didn't know what to do. There was about eight of them, you know, and they really looked fierce and brutal in all their black leather with studs and things on it and one of them came up to me and said, 'Like your programme. The meal's on us'. And they walked out. I thought, what an extraordinary thing television is. They'd paid for our meal, bless them. It's just one of the little sort of incidents that would crop up then.